David Herbert Lawrence

Now a crash and rumble from Alvina's piano. This is the storm from

whence the rainbow emerges. Up goes the curtain--Miss Poppy twirling

till her skirts lift as in a breeze, rise up and become a rainbow

above her now darkened legs. The footlights are all but

extinguished. Miss Poppy is all but extinguished also.

The rainbow is not so moving as the arum lily. But the Catherine

wheel, done at the last moment on one leg and then an amazing leap

into the air backwards, again brings down the house.

Miss Poppy herself sets all store on her cup and saucer. But the

audience, vulgar as ever, cannot quite see it.

And so, Alvina slips away with Miss Poppy's music-sheets, while Mr.

May sits down like a professional at the piano and makes things fly

for the up-and-down-stairs Baxter Bros. Meanwhile, Alvina's pale

face hovering like a ghost in the side darkness, as it were under

the stage.

The lamps go out: gurglings and kissings--and then the dither on the

screen: "The Human Bird," in awful shivery letters. It's not a very

good machine, and Mr. May is not a very good operator. Audience

distinctly critical. Lights up--an "Chot-let, penny a bar! Chot-let,

penny a bar!" even as in Alvina's dream--and then "The Pancake"--so

the first half over. Lights up for the interval.

Miss Pinnegar sighed and folded her hands. She looked neither to

right nor to left. In spite of herself, in spite of outraged shame

and decency, she was excited. But she felt such excitement was not

wholesome. In vain the boy most pertinently yelled "Chot-let" at

her. She looked neither to right nor left. But when she saw Alvina

nodding to her with a quick smile from the side gangway under the

stage, she almost burst into tears. It was too much for her, all at

once. And Alvina looked almost indecently excited. As she slipped

across in front of the audience, to the piano, to play the seductive

"Dream Waltz!" she looked almost fussy, like her father. James,

needless to say, flittered and hurried hither and thither around the

audience and the stage, like a wagtail on the brink of a pool.

The second half consisted of a comic drama acted by two Baxter

Bros., disguised as women, and Miss Poppy disguised as a man--with a

couple of locals thrown in to do the guardsman and the Count. This

went very well. The winding up was the first instalment of "The

Silent Grip."

When lights went up and Alvina solemnly struck "God Save Our

Gracious King," the audience was on its feet and not very quiet,

evidently hissing with excitement like doughnuts in the pan even

when the pan is taken off the fire. Mr. Houghton thanked them for

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