David Herbert Lawrence

And again he began to dart absorbedly about, like a bird building a

nest. Miss Pinnegar watched him with a sort of sullen fury. She went

to the shop door to peep out after him. She saw him slip into the

Liquor Vaults, and she came back to announce to Alvina:

"He's taken to drink!"

"Drink?" said Alvina.

"That's what it is," said Miss Pinnegar vindictively. "Drink!"

Alvina sank down and laughed till she was weak. It all seemed really

too funny to her--too funny.

"I can't see what it is to laugh at," said Miss Pinnegar.

"Disgraceful--it's disgraceful! But I'm not going to stop to be made

a fool of. I shall be no manageress, I tell you. It's absolutely

ridiculous. Who does he think will come to the place? He's out of

his mind--and it's drink; that's what it is! Going into the Liquor

Vaults at ten o'clock in the morning! That's where he gets his

ideas--out of whiskey--or brandy! But he's not going to make a fool

of me--"

"Oh dear!" sighed Alvina, laughing herself into composure and a

little weariness. "I know it's _perfectly_ ridiculous. We shall have

to stop him."

"I've said all I can say," blurted Miss Pinnegar.

As soon as James came in to a meal, the two women attacked him.

"But father," said Alvina, "there'll be nobody to come."

"Plenty of people--plenty of people," said her father. "Look at The

Shakespeare's Head, in Knarborough."

"Knarborough! Is this Knarborough!" blurted Miss Pinnegar. "Where

are the business men here? Where are the foreigners coming here for

business, where's our lace-trade and our stocking-trade?"

"There _are_ business men," said James. "And there are ladies."

"Who," retorted Miss Pinnegar, "is going to give half-a-crown for a

tea? They expect tea and bread-and-butter for fourpence, and cake

for sixpence, and apricots or pineapple for ninepence, and

ham-and-tongue for a shilling, and fried ham and eggs and jam and

cake as much as they can eat for one-and-two. If they expect a

knife-and-fork tea for a shilling, what are you going to give them

for half-a-crown?"

"I know what I shall offer," said James. "And we may make it two

shillings." Through his mind flitted the idea of 1/11-1/2--but he

rejected it. "You don't realize that I'm catering for a higher class

of custom--"

"But there _isn't_ any higher class in Woodhouse, father," said

Alvina, unable to restrain a laugh.

"If you create a supply you create a demand," he retorted.

"But how can you create a supply of better class people?" asked

Alvina mockingly.

James took on his refined, abstracted look, as if he were

preoccupied on higher planes. It was the look of an obstinate little

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