David Herbert Lawrence

premises."

"Why!" cried Miss Pinnegar, for once brutally and angrily hostile to

him: "You'll make it sound like a private lunatic asylum."

"Will you explain why?" answered James tartly.

For himself, he was enraptured with the scheme. He began to tot up

ideas and expenses. There would be the handsome entrance and hall:

there would be an extension of the kitchen and scullery: there would

be an installing of new hot-water and sanitary arrangements: there

would be a light lift-arrangment from the kitchen: there would be a

handsome glazed balcony or loggia or terrace on the first floor at

the back, over the whole length of the back-yard. This loggia would

give a wonderful outlook to the south-west and the west. In the

immediate foreground, to be sure, would be the yard of the

livery-stables and the rather slummy dwellings of the colliers,

sloping downhill. But these could be easily overlooked, for the eye

would instinctively wander across the green and shallow valley, to

the long upslope opposite, showing the Manor set in its clump of

trees, and farms and haystacks pleasantly dotted, and moderately far

off coal-mines with twinkling headstocks and narrow railwaylines

crossing the arable fields, and heaps of burning slag. The balcony

or covered terrace--James settled down at last to the word

_terrace_--was to be one of the features of the house: _the_

feature. It was to be fitted up as a sort of elegant lounging

restaurant. Elegant teas, at two-and-six per head, and elegant

suppers, at five shillings without wine, were to be served here.

As a teetotaller and a man of ascetic views, James, in his first

shallow moments, before he thought about it, assumed that his house

should be entirely non-alcoholic. A temperance house! Already he

winced. We all know what a provincial Temperance Hotel is. Besides,

there is magic in the sound of wine. _Wines Served_. The legend

attracted him immensely--as a teetotaller, it had a mysterious,

hypnotic influence. He must have wines. He knew nothing about them.

But Alfred Swayn, from the Liquor Vaults, would put him in the

running in five minutes.

It was most curious to see Miss Pinnegar turtle up at the mention of

this scheme. When first it was disclosed to her, her colour came up

like a turkey's in a flush of indignant anger.

"It's ridiculous. It's just ridiculous!" she blurted, bridling and

ducking her head and turning aside, like an indignant turkey.

"Ridiculous! Why? Will you explain why!" retorted James, turtling

also.

"It's absolutely ridiculous!" she repeated, unable to do more than

splutter.

"Well, we'll see," said James, rising to superiority.

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