David Herbert Lawrence

upon the brilliant idea of working up his derelict fabrics into

ready-mades: not men's clothes, oh no: women's, or rather, ladies'.

Ladies' Tailoring, said the new announcement.

James Houghton was happy once more. A zig-zag wooden stair-way was

rigged up the high back of Manchester House. In the great lofts

sewing-machines of various patterns and movements were installed. A

manageress was advertised for, and work-girls were hired. So a new

phase of life started. At half-past six in the morning there was a

clatter of feet and of girls' excited tongues along the back-yard

and up the wooden stair-way outside the back wall. The poor invalid

heard every clack and every vibration. She could never get over her

nervous apprehension of an invasion. Every morning alike, she felt

an invasion of some enemy was breaking in on her. And all day long

the low, steady rumble of sewing-machines overhead seemed like the

low drumming of a bombardment upon her weak heart. To make matters

worse, James Houghton decided that he must have his sewing-machines

driven by some extra-human force. He installed another plant of

machinery--acetylene or some such contrivance--which was intended to

drive all the little machines from one big belt. Hence a further

throbbing and shaking in the upper regions, truly terrible to

endure. But, fortunately or unfortunately, the acetylene plant was

not a success. Girls got their thumbs pierced, and sewing machines

absolutely refused to stop sewing, once they had started, and

absolutely refused to start, once they had stopped. So that after a

while, one loft was reserved for disused and rusty, but expensive

engines.

Dame Fortune, who had refused to be taken by fine fabrics and fancy

trimmings, was just as reluctant to be captured by ready-mades.

Again the good dame was thoroughly lower middle-class. James

Houghton designed "robes." Now Robes were the mode. Perhaps it was

Alexandra, Princess of Wales, who gave glory to the slim,

glove-fitting Princess Robe. Be that as it may, James Houghton

designed robes. His work-girls, a race even more callous than

shop-girls, proclaimed the fact that James tried on his own

inventions upon his own elegant thin person, before the privacy of

his own cheval mirror. And even if he did, why not? Miss Frost,

hearing this legend, looked sideways at the enthusiast.

Let us remark in time that Miss Frost had already ceased to draw any

maintenance from James Houghton. Far from it, she herself

contributed to the upkeep of the domestic hearth and board. She had

fully decided never to leave her two charges. She knew that a

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